"So, you come here often?" said the one cheese to the other.
"I just stopped by for the beer. My name is Gruyere."
"Hi, I am Cheddar."
"We were supposed to be melding together, Romano and I, in a lasagna extravaganza, but he left me for Havarti."
"I hear ya, I was destined for a ham, egg and cheese casserole," Cheddar replied. "How about the two of us becoming a fantastical two-cheese panini?"
"Gruyere and Cheddar? Has it been done before?" Gruyere inquired.
Gorgonzola blustered into the bar, "Hey, whose cheese-mobile is out front? It is double-parked."
"That is mine!" Gruyere said as she scrambled for the door.
"Isn't she dreamy? I could crumble over her," remarked Gorgonzola.
"Don't be cheese blocking," Cheddar said, "Gruyere and I were talking about a pairing."
"Oh, sorry buddy, when you see a delightful cheese like her, it just makes your mouth water."
Gruyere re-entered the bar and Cheddar suggested to her. "How about an old standby - macaroni and cheese?"
recipe via overthehillandonaroll